Wednesday, December 03, 2003
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Emund Burke
i don´t know who this guy is, but he sure would do good as a viola player
hey people, don´t we know this evil little bastard? trying to look innocent with her cute, brown curls.
well we know better!
hmoah hmoah hmoah!
rock on Stefanía!!
i bet she was planning something evil when this pic was taken. just look at that reckless blink in her eyes and if that ugly hair-do monster on her left doesn´t look scared, then im a dog.
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
hey folks!
check this dude out...
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
this is the coolest quiz in the world!
this is me:
G# minor - You are not totally happy, and you know
it. At least you are trying to do something
about it. You like to think and create to try
and sort out your problems. Keep going the way
you are, and you will soon be on speaking terms
with your demons.
what key signature are you?
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Friday, July 04, 2003
American man 'gets' irony
Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with
the concept of irony.
"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I
thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather". Fullmer then
realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time" he
said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
'Hey, great weather'.! "
Thursday, July 03, 2003
Wednesday, July 02, 2003
Definitions:
* string quartet: a good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.
* glissando: a technique adopted by string players for difficult runs.
* subito piano: indicates an opportunity for some obscure orchestra player to become a soloist.
* risoluto: indicates to orchestras that they are to stubbornly maintain the correct tempo no matter what the conductor tries to do.
* senza sordino: a term used to remind the player that he forgot to put his mute on a few measures back.
* preparatory beat: a threat made to singers, i.e., sing, or else....
* crescendo: a reminder to the performer that he has been playing too loudly.
* conductor: a musician who is adept at following many people at the same time.
* half step: the pace used by a cellist when carrying his instrument.
* cadence: when everybody hopes you're going to stop, but you don't.
* music: a complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience.
* oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good.
* major scale: what you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Damn! That was a major scale!"
* audition: the act of putting oneself under extreme duress to satisfy the sadistic intentions of someone who has already made up his mind.
* accidentals: wrong notes.
* agnus dei: a famous female church composer.
* metronome: a city-dwelling dwarf.
Wednesday, June 25, 2003
Jimi Hendrix, rock guitarist, started his musical career at an early age on the viola according to leaflet in "Jimi Hendrix: The Ultimate Collection."
Tuesday, June 24, 2003
i rest my case on the flute player thing....
IT does ruin your brain!
Wednesday, May 07, 2003
how about this?
Wednesday, April 30, 2003
This is something i printed out imitiatly and put in my viola case, my wallet, my left shoe and inside my bra. A must have for every violist...
Monday, April 28, 2003
who doesn´t remeber the Garbaige Pail kids?
ah, sweet nineties....
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
I am 49% Evil Genius
I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.
Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
Evil pets rule!
The Cat's Diary
DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761-Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try
this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 762-Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765-Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm must try this with their baby...
Wednesday, March 26, 2003
those must be made by the stupid americans... LOL
Monday, March 24, 2003
we´ve got a dictionary kids.... check it out...
Friday, March 21, 2003
hi there messangers of evil. Tom is right, this is getting way too quiet!
but i don´t know about lake Geneva this summer. i don´t think i will make it, though i sure would love to. im still paying for the demon-horns inplant on my forehead and it´s very expensive to get the license for a real demon-tail these days... sadly.
but now it´s friday again, and we all know what to do, don´t we?
Friday, February 14, 2003
Sigríður Geirsdóttir og Stefanía Ólafsdóttir! viljiði drullast til að gefa frá ykkur lífsmark!!
ég er farin að fantasera svo mikið um hvað þið gætu verið að bardúsa að útþembingsmörk heilans á mér fer að nálgast hættumörk....
1) á flótta eftir að hafa eitrað fyrir allri fyrstu fiðlu-deildinni í Stockholm sinfony orchestra
2)á skemmtiferðaskipi að þjóna sir Yuri Bashmet
3)í niðurníddum kjallara að brugga launráð til útrýmingar flautuleikara
4)fastar í þriðju stillingu
5)á leið til marókkó með alþjóðlegu illkvittnis-samtökunum
eða
6)sofandi
látiði nú heyra í ykkur púkarnir mínir
Monday, February 03, 2003
suuuuuuuuuure.....
send me money and i´ll buy some T-shirts.
Hmoah-ho-ho-ho-ho!!!
Friday, January 17, 2003
i don´t know how or if many of you celebrate birthdays, but here is VM way of celebrating a violinist birthday
Friday, January 10, 2003
new link.... to a page with news. with only Evil news.
hmoah ho ho
Wednesday, January 08, 2003
now we have comments on our wonderful page.
after each post the words "shout out" are written...
comment on it or die.
DIE!!!
the devil will get you!!!
Tuesday, January 07, 2003
well well, my dearestststst...
i know it´s very mean to talk bad about violin-players, specially when they actually are your friends, so i really MUST tell you this story about our friend Bob.
he (poor thing) was going to his violin class, and decided to take a "quick" shave.
and we all know how the violinists vibrato, just imagine how they are in shaving!!
this is taken from a real life Msn conversation
Bob says:
hello
tóta says:
Bobbie dear!
Bob says:
I m bored
tóta says:
how´s your face?
Bob says:
can t play
tóta says:
hehe
tóta says:
sorry
Bob says:
terrible
tóta says:
what did you do?
Bob says:
I shaved
tóta says:
with a lawnmower?
tóta says:
a samurai sword?
Bob says:
No I was in a hurry
tóta says:
oh dear
Bob says:
and shaved like TJAK TJAK TJAK auuuuuuwtsj!
so hands togeather everyone for the great company of violin-cutters Gillette
Monday, January 06, 2003
oh howhowhowhow HOW lucky it is to be all togeather!!!
just now will Evil start.
be AWARE all violinist!
Happy new year all viola buddies.
i trust you all to have done some very nasty and evil things last years and hopefully the year which is beginning will be even more evil and nasty (and don´t forget the drinking). i think (not very much though...) that it would be very apropiate for me, the over-evil commander of icelandic board to put togeather a summary of the very splendid year 2003.
but that doesn´t mean i´ll do it, mind you, so stop expecting something nice and start sending evil nasty emails right now.
hmoah-ho-ho-ho!
and welcome, Francesca head of english board and Tom, head of dutch board.... hope you are able to find your right way to this page.
kv. tóta
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