Wednesday, April 30, 2003
This is something i printed out imitiatly and put in my viola case, my wallet, my left shoe and inside my bra. A must have for every violist...
Monday, April 28, 2003
who doesn´t remeber the Garbaige Pail kids?
ah, sweet nineties....
Tuesday, April 08, 2003
I am 49% Evil Genius
I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.
Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com
Wednesday, April 02, 2003
Evil pets rule!
The Cat's Diary
DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761-Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try
this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.
DAY 762-Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.
DAY 765-Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm must try this with their baby...
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