Víólu Mafían

2004-03-22T07:11:00.000-08:00

hey its awfull quiet in here!

watch these horribly happy lil' cute critters meet their horrible demise here:HappyTreeFriends.com
and get inspired to rig things, blow up otherthings and rejoice!

2004-01-17T02:52:00.000-08:00

devilishlyhappy new year everybody!
and tota, yes she does look evil. And that guy looks scared. but you are also a dog.
wroof. wroof. bark.
(that was a compliment)

2003-12-03T05:59:00.000-08:00

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Emund Burke

i don´t know who this guy is, but he sure would do good as a viola player

2003-12-03T04:46:00.000-08:00

hey people, don´t we know this evil little bastard? trying to look innocent with her cute, brown curls.
well we know better!
hmoah hmoah hmoah!
rock on Stefanía!!
i bet she was planning something evil when this pic was taken. just look at that reckless blink in her eyes and if that ugly hair-do monster on her left doesn´t look scared, then im a dog.

2003-11-11T10:40:00.001-08:00

Dang i must have done something wrong.

Holliday: iceland, to meet weird people and get drunk together. ok. i'll get drunk. they won't.
rock.-personality color. multicolored. gee. that must be for the happy people.
I wanted all the houses. I wanna be A Land Lord.
yah. so i took the last-best option.
Cat . mrrrrow...
scariest thing about life... hmm tough one

anyway... i'm all gooey Eflat major! duh

Tota how do you get images in your post???

2003-11-11T10:40:00.000-08:00

2003-11-11T10:33:00.000-08:00

hwoa tota, did you ever try sightreading your self? hmwo ho ho... .
gonna do that quiz now. wonder what i'll turn out to be...
T

2003-11-11T07:30:00.000-08:00

hey folks!
check this dude out...

2003-11-04T08:15:00.000-08:00

this is the coolest quiz in the world!

this is me:

G# minor - You are not totally happy, and you know
it. At least you are trying to do something
about it. You like to think and create to try
and sort out your problems. Keep going the way
you are, and you will soon be on speaking terms
with your demons.

what key signature are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

2003-09-25T10:01:00.000-07:00

oooaaaahhh so quiet in here.....

ok ok i din't write either...
didn't want to brag about my great successes blowing up things at morges...
what have y'all been doin? (southern accent to be used on that line)

later
Tom

ps. feel good (making "other people" feel """less good""" )

2003-07-10T07:08:00.000-07:00

ha ha haaaa i'll make sure those ill wind players don't forget (the existence of) irony....

Tom (I don't know why your clarinet is in the ashtray) Moonen

2003-07-04T07:27:00.000-07:00

American man 'gets' irony
Jay Fullmer, 38, yesterday became the first American to get to grips with
the concept of irony.
"It was weird" Fullmer said. "I was in London and like, talking to this guy
and it was raining and he pulled a face and said, "Great weather eh?" and I
thought - "Wait a minute, no way is it great weather". Fullmer then
realised that the other man's 'mistake' was in fact deliberate.
Fullmer, who is 39 next month and married with two children, aged 8 and 3,
plans to use irony himself in future. "I'm, like, using it all the time" he
said. "Last weekend I was grilling steaks and I burned them and I said
'Hey, great weather'.! "

2003-07-03T10:30:00.000-07:00

2003-07-02T04:13:00.000-07:00

Definitions:
* string quartet: a good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and someone who hates violinists, all getting together to complain about composers.
* glissando: a technique adopted by string players for difficult runs.
* subito piano: indicates an opportunity for some obscure orchestra player to become a soloist.
* risoluto: indicates to orchestras that they are to stubbornly maintain the correct tempo no matter what the conductor tries to do.
* senza sordino: a term used to remind the player that he forgot to put his mute on a few measures back.
* preparatory beat: a threat made to singers, i.e., sing, or else....
* crescendo: a reminder to the performer that he has been playing too loudly.
* conductor: a musician who is adept at following many people at the same time.
* half step: the pace used by a cellist when carrying his instrument.
* cadence: when everybody hopes you're going to stop, but you don't.
* music: a complex organizations of sounds that is set down by the composer, incorrectly interpreted by the conductor, who is ignored by the musicians, the result of which is ignored by the audience.
* oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good.
* major scale: what you say after chasing wild game up a mountain: "Damn! That was a major scale!"
* audition: the act of putting oneself under extreme duress to satisfy the sadistic intentions of someone who has already made up his mind.
* accidentals: wrong notes.
* agnus dei: a famous female church composer.
* metronome: a city-dwelling dwarf.

2003-06-25T09:21:00.000-07:00

Jimi Hendrix, rock guitarist, started his musical career at an early age on the viola according to leaflet in "Jimi Hendrix: The Ultimate Collection."

2003-06-24T04:45:00.000-07:00

i rest my case on the flute player thing....
IT does ruin your brain!

2003-05-07T09:32:00.000-07:00

WOW HOT

hmoah, i'll print this for my entire conservatory to see. A REAL Violist for a change

2003-05-07T07:38:00.000-07:00

how about this?

2003-04-30T01:43:00.000-07:00

This is something i printed out imitiatly and put in my viola case, my wallet, my left shoe and inside my bra. A must have for every violist...

2003-04-28T03:37:00.000-07:00

who doesn´t remeber the Garbaige Pail kids?
ah, sweet nineties....

2003-04-09T09:30:00.000-07:00

i'm 91 percent evil mwoah ho ho!

2003-04-08T04:16:00.000-07:00

I am 49% Evil Genius

I want to be evil. I do evil things. But given the opportunity, and a darn good reason I may turn to the good side. Besides I am probably a miserable evil genius.

Take the Evil Genius Test at fuali.com

2003-04-02T08:14:00.000-08:00

Evil pets rule!

The Cat's Diary
DAY 752-My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761-Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try
this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

DAY 762-Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765-Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm must try this with their baby...

2003-03-26T08:36:00.000-08:00

those must be made by the stupid americans... LOL

2003-03-24T09:54:00.000-08:00

we´ve got a dictionary kids.... check it out...

2003-03-21T01:42:00.000-08:00

hi there messangers of evil. Tom is right, this is getting way too quiet!
but i don´t know about lake Geneva this summer. i don´t think i will make it, though i sure would love to. im still paying for the demon-horns inplant on my forehead and it´s very expensive to get the license for a real demon-tail these days... sadly.
but now it´s friday again, and we all know what to do, don´t we?

2003-03-18T05:58:00.000-08:00

The story of Mr. G.W. Bush and the pretzel: http://www.bretzelforbush.com/

2003-03-13T08:50:00.000-08:00

Hows everybody? way to quiet here...

so when do we all meet for a bit of a Mafia reunion? Party at Lake Geneva this summer?
Votes please...
T

2003-03-13T08:39:00.000-08:00

Is Yuri Bashmet coming up from Hell? Where? Where?
Tom

2003-02-14T07:31:00.000-08:00

Sigríður Geirsdóttir og Stefanía Ólafsdóttir! viljiði drullast til að gefa frá ykkur lífsmark!!
ég er farin að fantasera svo mikið um hvað þið gætu verið að bardúsa að útþembingsmörk heilans á mér fer að nálgast hættumörk....
1) á flótta eftir að hafa eitrað fyrir allri fyrstu fiðlu-deildinni í Stockholm sinfony orchestra
2)á skemmtiferðaskipi að þjóna sir Yuri Bashmet
3)í niðurníddum kjallara að brugga launráð til útrýmingar flautuleikara
4)fastar í þriðju stillingu
5)á leið til marókkó með alþjóðlegu illkvittnis-samtökunum
eða
6)sofandi

látiði nú heyra í ykkur púkarnir mínir

2003-02-03T00:59:00.000-08:00

suuuuuuuuuure.....
send me money and i´ll buy some T-shirts.
Hmoah-ho-ho-ho-ho!!!

2003-01-31T04:38:00.000-08:00

the offiszjal Viola site Tshirt... feast your eyes. although it's a nice black one, with the sign of Death on it, and small print that you really need to take a close look at (which can be interesting/usefull), i still sense something lacking... Tota, where's our VM tshirts? we want to wear them!
VM! VM! VM!
Tom

2003-01-22T08:09:00.000-08:00

this birthday might be too cool for your average violinist.

2003-01-22T08:08:00.000-08:00

normal birthdays are for sissies
Tom

2003-01-17T10:17:00.000-08:00

i don´t know how or if many of you celebrate birthdays, but here is VM way of celebrating a violinist birthday

2003-01-10T07:18:00.000-08:00

new link.... to a page with news. with only Evil news.
hmoah ho ho

2003-01-09T06:14:00.000-08:00

Tota, i love Gillete. the best a Violist can get.... And what a nice puppet you got there of mr. Red himself! I got to go, even viola players can fear lessons. especially the ones by a very very violistic teacher... keep kicking! Tom

2003-01-08T02:54:00.000-08:00

now we have comments on our wonderful page.
after each post the words "shout out" are written...
comment on it or die.
DIE!!!

the devil will get you!!!

2003-01-07T08:03:00.000-08:00

well well, my dearestststst...
i know it´s very mean to talk bad about violin-players, specially when they actually are your friends, so i really MUST tell you this story about our friend Bob.
he (poor thing) was going to his violin class, and decided to take a "quick" shave.
and we all know how the violinists vibrato, just imagine how they are in shaving!!

this is taken from a real life Msn conversation
Bob says:
hello
tóta says:
Bobbie dear!
Bob says:
I m bored
tóta says:
how´s your face?
Bob says:
can t play
tóta says:
hehe
tóta says:
sorry
Bob says:
terrible
tóta says:
what did you do?
Bob says:
I shaved
tóta says:
with a lawnmower?
tóta says:
a samurai sword?
Bob says:
No I was in a hurry
tóta says:
oh dear
Bob says:
and shaved like TJAK TJAK TJAK auuuuuuwtsj!

so hands togeather everyone for the great company of violin-cutters Gillette

2003-01-06T07:53:00.000-08:00

oh howhowhowhow HOW lucky it is to be all togeather!!!
just now will Evil start.
be AWARE all violinist!

2003-01-06T05:56:00.000-08:00

Tota, thanks for the invitation. i thought i asked you not to publish that series of pictures of me... how EVIL of you. well. i'm glad i couldn't read the icelandic gossip underneath.
when will you put on those photo's of yourself i took in the White horse last summer?? and: i'm kind of curious of Francesca... hello Chairwomen of the English board. want to go smear some glue on e-strings sometime? anytime!
Tom

2003-01-06T02:46:00.000-08:00

Hello, you lovely, lovely viola players...I'm so glad we have a place to meet and think evil thoughts about violinists, teehee...I shall be back soon with some more viola-thoughts :) Francesca xxx

2003-01-06T02:45:00.000-08:00

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2003-01-06T00:42:00.000-08:00

Happy new year all viola buddies.
i trust you all to have done some very nasty and evil things last years and hopefully the year which is beginning will be even more evil and nasty (and don´t forget the drinking). i think (not very much though...) that it would be very apropiate for me, the over-evil commander of icelandic board to put togeather a summary of the very splendid year 2003.
but that doesn´t mean i´ll do it, mind you, so stop expecting something nice and start sending evil nasty emails right now.
hmoah-ho-ho-ho!
and welcome, Francesca head of english board and Tom, head of dutch board.... hope you are able to find your right way to this page.
kv. tóta

2002-12-23T03:28:00.000-08:00

jæja mínar kæru vinkonur.
ég er nú að fara að fara að fara að fara að hitta ykkur, kannski bara núna á eftir, allavega er ég með jólapakka handa ykkur sem þið VERÐIÐ að fá.
við erum að tala um ekta VM-jólagjafir. hehehe.
og svo er ekki úr vegi að óska öllum hrottalegra jóla :)
hóhóhó!!!

2002-12-19T05:21:00.000-08:00

jæja stúlkur.... tími til að taka "the Evil test"
hehehe... hmoah ho ho ho!!!
það á að vera hér til hægri. sjálf er ég:

og miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikið hlakkar mig til að sjá á ykkur rassgötin, helvítis dúllurnar ykkar! jafnvel að maður kenni henni siggu sinni á bloggið ;)

2002-11-28T04:22:00.000-08:00

sverrir má líka hafa það í huga að eins og er geta aðeins þrjár manneskjur skrifað á vefinn.... en hann má svossem reyna, ekkert sem bannar það.
HMoAH hohoho HO!
já stefanía, mér líst svona líka drulluvel á boðorðin 10... kannski 13? eða kannski boðorðin 666, svona til að gleðja kallinn í kjallaranum...
jæja.
er að fara að brjóta rúður í blokkinni hér við hliðina, heyrði um daginn einhvern verða að lofa fíðlukonsert eftir mozart.
bless í bili

2002-11-27T12:23:00.000-08:00

Vildi nú bara senda bestu kvedjur til Sverris og láta hann vita ad efhann hefur einhverja sérstaka skodun á víóluleikurum thá má hann alveg láta ljós sitt skína á víólubloggernum. Thad eina sem hafa tharf í huga:

1. skrifa a.m.k. einu sinni í hvert sinn sem skrifad er á bloggernum eitthvad ljótt um fidluleikara( thessu gleymdi ég ad vísu sídast en mun baeta fljótlega úr thví).

2. Hafa í huga ad thessum heimi er stjórnad af adeins einum gudi, Víólugudinum. Thennan gud ber ad lofa og hvorki má módga hann né svívirda á nokkurn hátt.

3. BE MEAN !

Svo er svolítid sem ég tharf ad bera undir ykkur stelpur, mér finnst ad vid eigum ad stofna trúarbragdareglu, med 10 bodordum o.s.frv. Tharf ad thjóta núna( til ad drepa thrjá fidluleikara sem sem neitudu ad pússa skóna mína í morgun og einn flautuleikara sem einfaldlega vard á vegi mínum, hvílík ósvífni !!!) en skýri nánar frá hummyndum mínum sídar.

Stefanía súkkuladidjofull

2002-11-15T08:38:00.000-08:00

það er ekkert annað!
víóluvefurinn virkar í alvörunni!!
einhver annar en ég, þeas skrifar á hann. hehehe, hmoah hohohoho!! HARHARHARHAR!!!
nú fara hlutirnir fyrir alvöru að rúlla....

2002-11-15T08:07:00.000-08:00

Saelar mínar kaeru !

Ég veit nú ekkert hvort thetta er ad virka hjá mér en laet reyna á thad. Var ad koma úr víólutíma thar sem ég sló í gegn. Gisella segist ekkert geta kennt mér meira thar sem ég sé einfaldlega of frábaer og taeknin óadfinnanleg. Erfitt ad vera svona fullkomin ! Púfffff...
Bullibull....Tíminn gekk ad vísu ekkert illa en hefdi nú alveg getad verid betri. Skítt med thad. Nú aetlum vid Anna ad fara og kaupa eitthvad gott í helgarmatinn og ad sjálfsogdu eitthvad feitt og saett til ad hafa í desert. Vid erum náttúrlega víóluleikarar og thurfum okkar orku, ekki satt ?
Aetla ekki ad skrifa meira núna thví ég veit ekki hvort thetta virkar.

Sakna ykkar beggja sárt og get ekki bedid eftir gamlárskvoldi, bleiku sparihornin eru thegar komin ofan í ferdatosku og stundum á nóttunni thegar enginn er á ferli laumast ég út í skóg til ad aefa oskrin fyrir thetta margumtalada kvold...

kysskyss, Stefanía

2002-09-20T08:51:00.000-07:00

jamm.
þetta mun þá vera póstur númer 2 í á víólu vefnum ógurlega. að lokum, ef allt gengur vel, munum við vera hér þrjár að tala illa um fiðluleikara, aðallega.
Hmoah-ho-ho-ho!!!!

2002-09-20T07:01:00.000-07:00

jæja börnin mín!